captioned by closed captioning services, inc welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld, voted hottest guy named greg gutfeld. in your face greg gutfeld in utah and florida. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on on tonight's show? >> herman cane says communities have a right to ban mosques. we'll see if there is a response. and did qvc can sell jane fonda because of political pressure? hopefully. and what did -- wow, i don't know what that says. there are a bunch of words miss frght tele prompter. it says what neo-nazi white

power girl pop pressure blue into lib brl hippies? -- liberal hippies? that was not a sentence. the answer is weed. i know that. >> were you smoking any just now? >> it is possible when i typed that into the prompter i was high as a kite. we will never know. anyway, happy national get out of the dog house day, greg. >> what is the point of this one? >> nothing. i just thought you should know this is national get out of the dog house day. >> wasn't there other days you could pick? >> there was. i figured you should know. let's just leave it at that. >> it is your call. just thought you did a terrible job at it. >> no big deal. >> what else is new? >> go away. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot her doctor wears pot holders when examining her, which is clumsy. i am here with the columnist and her book is demonic and it is selling from hotcakes from

hell. he knows keen investments like i know spike investments. it is matt mccall, the founder and the president of the penn financial group. he is the poster child for poster children. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and he is considered one of the most innovative comedic stylists living today. but george lopez was busy so we have jesse joyce wearing my jacket. it is a play on words, if you will. and it is a thinking rag that likes to nag. good to see you again, pinch. >> according to our city desk, the new york law enforcement officials say there is a rise in graffiti. reading and learning are fun. that's my tag. and you can read that in the grill every day home slice. word. >> actually a lot of them. >> it is called realtime, but

it is more like mail slime. yes, friday, a night of the week was a banner night for bill marr and his banner of pet few lent pea nusss. -- penises. let's start as they discuss the republican president candidate's christian counseling clinic that advises troubled gays. >> i don't want to be crass, but i hope that marcus bachman takes all of the rage that comes from repression and denial and brings it into the bedroom with her. i hope he [bleep] her angrily. that's how i would. i thought about it. >> just so i don't get charge with sexism, i sometimes think about [bleep] rick san for rum. >> and these are the

intellectuals. i like that shot of mark cuban going like this. and then there was a savage a little later adding his thoughts after mark compared republicans to yasser arafat. >> you republicans are like arafat. >> unfortunately not exactly like them. >> savage apologized later on, writing on his blog, "i want to apologize for fishing all republicans dead. i don't feel that way. my dad is a republican. and it is never a good day when you have to say i wish your dad was dead. and then he was explaining why his constant tirades against palin and bachman aren't at all sexist. >> and when i point out that sarah palin is a braggart and a whiner and a victim and a know it all and a bully who sells patriotism like a pimp

and the leader of a strange family of in bred weird owes. -- weirdos, straight out of the hills have eyes, that's not sexist. i am saying it because it is true and not because it is true of a woman. >> i want to have the face of mark cuban, just him grining like a clapping seal. you were just on bill maar, and you know him. what is his deal with women? >> i really think we should be talking about five at five. i am sick of this show getting so much publicity because they use the f-word, the c-word, say something stupid. it is exactly what liberals falsely accuse me of all the time. you just put in that thing about the yes,ey girl.

no, all they are saying is i hate michelle bachman, i hate sarah palin. and then conservative blogs say, oh, they use the f-word, and then they get eight billion times more viewers. why aren't we talking about your show that will lead into this show? it is five a five for the two-hour feature film, greg gutfeld on fox. >> have i to say the show i was on did a wonderful job. maar is a comedian. are we overreacting here? is he an angry guy? >> first of all we are 30 seconds into the show. >> i was gloating. >> and it is a joke. secondly, it is not sexist. it just happens to be about a woman. i think he is a funny guy, but he is the angriest person

anybody knows. we are acquaintances on the comedy scene. he is an angry person. he orders pizza angrily. when he says that he would [bleep] her angrily, that's how heshas sex with people. it is always angrily. i just want to point out, no more f-words today. we already had four. >> fortuitous? which are we talking about? >> i will say that when he uses the word angrily "f" he is afraid of using the word rape. he used that instead, so he is a coward. >> rape is -- from a caw meed duck point, hate f-ing can be funnier. if it was a stranger it would be rape. but it is what the husband would do to the wife, so it is a hate aspect. >> so this guy is a gay looking wyatt earp to me.

there should be nothing angry about him having sex. have you seen the guy? my god. he should be smiling having sex. >> why because it is so rare? >> exactly. >> i think if mark were here he may say this guy looks like a less gay clay aiken. >> that is an excellent point though. that's an excellent point. these people would never say these sorts of things to their faces. it is a joke on marr because you have the audience that applauses everything. especially people you don't like. you make fun of them, they applaud. and i think he was trying to impress marr. those were the things that work. he was like, let's see -- >> he is a liberal dude. he hosted a show on air america. he politically liens that way. >> am i wrong to infer -- i don't know if i am using infer correctly. but when he mentioned in bred,

he is talking about palin's family. she has a child who suffers from down syndrome or has down syndrome. am i making this link or is he making this link? >> i didn't put them together originally. but when you mention that it does make a lot of sense, and he has to be smarter to know that. that joke is a little over the edge for me. they were born in west virginia, well they could get away with that. >> send your letters, west virginia, to matt mccall, not to me. or you can send them to me as long as they are pictures. bill, you can defend your hero. >> i am not defending him. but it is the point of being a comedian, and it is offensive. but we are glossing over the fact that santo ru m and bachman have a long line of saying offensive things. jay a long line? -- >> a long line? >> long line. >> in a matthew mcconaghey way.

what they said many, many, many times in the past, they are not rainbow chasers. they are rainbow haters and they were getting called on. >> do you think bachmann is gay? >> i have a bunch of her clothes right here. shall we begin? >> you are telling me this is the new -- the all new rhetoric we are going to use? threatening to rape a republican woman? >> she compared gays to say tan. if a man talks about his gayness about children that's child abuse. she can compare all gays to sexual identity disorders. santorum said sodomy laws exist to help the bay sis of society and said homosexuality was a sin. >> the point is you could say -- you could obviously that is wrong, but it is not advocating violence against women. and by the way, i disagree with what bachman -- whatever their therapy is. but there are people that go to it to seek help.

i don't think it works, but if people are unhappy in their life -- lifestyle and they want to do it, what are you going to say? people have sex changes. if you have a biological need to change your sex, can't you have a biological need to change your lifestyle? >> it was just the big new york "new york times" magazine article about the guy who used to run the gay magazine in san francisco and found god and is no longer gay. it happens, and the point is we are actually talking about it and not saying "i want to rape someone." that's their argument? >> and the one thing before we move on -- >> i am getting press on it and that's what ticks me off. >> marr says it is not sexist and he doesn't do it about women. but it had to be a month or two ago, what did he call -- it was back in march, what he calls palin, i think we have that. >> and did you hear this -- sarah palin finally heard what

happened in japan, and she is demanding we invade tsunami. she says these tsunami anes are not getting away with this. speaking of dumb [bleep], did you -- >> so he is a liar. this is the same thing he did with 9/11 when he said he didn't call them cowards. he said they were less cowardly than the troops. >> the way they go after not just marr, but the way they go after bachman, have you heard any of them mentioned mccoder -- mccoter? >> it is just like a word that identifies her. if it was a dude it is a word that applies to guys pretty much. you rarely call the woman a -- >> that's a good point. there is comedy in the specifics. like the specifics makes something funny.

if he said dumb person of whatever gender that is not important to the joke -- >> do you think that's how he used the word in -- the word? maybe. >> but you must agree with me that when ed shultz calls laura ingraham a slut they are doing it for one reason, it is for us to talk about it on "red eye." it is to get blogs across the internet to play this. i never would have heard of this. the millions of "red eye" viewers wouldn't have heard about it. but they use vulgar words. >> can we specific? it is 13 million "red eye" viewers. >> and we are talking about five at five. >> from a royal pain to herman cane. on fox news sunday, the presidential candidate discusses an opposition to the islamic center in murfreesboro, tennessee. everybody is going there. they added communities have a

right to ban mosques. here is herman. >> our constitution guarantees separation of church and state. islam combines church and state. they are using the church part of our first amendment toen fuse their mosque -- toen fuse their mosque, and the people in the community disagree with it. it is what they are trying to infuse. >> are you saying we should ban all muslims from worshiping in this country? >> no, i did not say that. i am not saying that. what i am saying is american laws in american courts, that's what the people of murfreesboro are saying. that's what people are saying around the country. chris, i happen to also know that it is not just about a religious mosque. there are other things going on based upon talking to the people closest to the problem. it is not just a mosque for religious purposes. >> he didn't stop there. yeah, there is more, people. >> the people in the community

know best. and i happen to side with the people in the community. >> so any community if they want to ban a mosque -- >> yes, they have the right to do that. that's not discriminating based upon -- against their particular religion. there is an aspect of them building that mosque that doesn't get talked about. and the people in the community know what it is, and they are talking about it. >> for more let's go live to the "red eye" senior political correspondent. >> i am here live at the san diego yacht and boat show. i am here with my friend john, fox morning news starts. >> and it starts right now. >> we will have to look at that 16 more times to get it out of my system. won't banning mosques anger muslims and make them more open to extremism?

>> who is advising herman cane. he was one of my favorites coming into it. he is a businessman which this country needs. this is something not being a politician -- just shut your mouth. don't comment on murfreesboro, oklahoma or whatever it is. >> she not a politician. you know you don't answer certain things, especially stuff like that. you just go, oh, i will skate by that one. you said you agreed 100% with him. >> yeah, that's funny. i did do that. no, i actually have been to murfreesboro. i did a show there once. and they are objecting because this is hallowed ground. they never further explained what that means. and five miles down the road from there on broad street which is down that same is a hooter's. i have been to that hooter's.

i have. and what is -- yeah, everybody remembers the time general sherman on his way to shilo stopped down there for skanks for the memories. >> i happen to believe that hooter's is my mosque and i go in there and i worship the women there because they are beautiful, anne, just like you. did he go too far or not far enough? >> i am being to think herman cane will not get the nomination. everybody says when we have these conflicts that oh well, it wasn't that long ago the irish need not apply signs. we should invent a time machine and go back #*e and thwart the need not apply. teddy kennedy could never be a senator and pass an immigration law that has done foreigners and muslims in the country that the little towns have to deal with the mosques going up. i know. how about we don't change the ethic population of a country in one generation. >> follow that one up. >> comments? >> i can't.

>> i am just mad. >> well, he is not going to remember it anyway. >> okay, bill, he is wrong about this. they can build a mosque. but his sentiment is understandable. and it is in the sense that this is a new religion, at least for the west. and there is violent extremism, and people are understandably anxious about it. and he feeds into it as an average guy who shouldn't be talking about it. >> that wasn't a very roundabout way of saying he is wrong, but he's right. wink. i love this guy. this guy needs his own crime thriller drama on nbc. it would be called cane! and it would start with him at the crime scene saying crazy stuff that has nothing to do with the crime. it will be like, it looks like this bum just did a jihad on the bomber. he would say, actually this is a drowning victim and it would be cane! coming on nbc. i would watch the crap out of it. >> he did say if i ran israel

he would bomb i ran. >> so we like him. >> he is back in favor. >> didn't he plagiarize mccain? >> did you read the transcript? it reads like the city council meeting in the movie "foot loose. -- "foot loose" they have no research on muslim. >> like you have. you have so much. >> i know they are not polygamists. >> wouldn't it be great if kevin bacon made his point by reading from the quran. coming up, does anne coulter eat poor people? we discuss her new book "yes, i eat poor people." first, oh look, remember them? they are racist. i remember if marijuana cured them of their hate. boy, i have what andy has. spoiler alert. i think i did that backwards.

the breath bree hind barbarella after an ill advised trip to the north vietnamese capital. well, now as a result of the aiding and abetting the enemy efforts, she claims she has been banned from qvc. what is qvc? i don't know. the 73-year-old oscar winner was canceled. it was just a day before she was to appear on the home shopping channel to promote her new book on aging. the network said they were receiving a lot of angry calls from viewers threatening to boycott the show if they went through with it. she adds, quote, i am deeply disappointed they caved to this insane pressure. i love my country. qvc said it was a routine programming change. for more on this unpatriotic evilness, let's go to our cory spawn department, the lott --

correspondent, the sloth for angry analysis. >> that might have been the greatest thing i have ever seen. >> there is like this story nobody is telling. they do something horrible when they are around people and nobody talks about it. it is like the secret in the sloth world. they know that if it got out they would be killed. they are adorable when they are far away. and now we are no longer talking about jane fonda. jesse, i think she confessed awhile ago she betrayed american forces. should we let by gones be by gones? >> no, i think qvc is protecting their vietnamese interests. where do you think the watches come from?

have you thought it through? what do you think the vc in qvc stands for? >> i have -- i had no idea. she took a risk and isn't the price you pay? when you are young and you say who cares? this is why. >> i am glad she likes capitalism now. it only took 40 years. no, i think qvc is banning me because i never sold my book. but this gives me a fantastic idea. >> what do you make of it? >> it is a good move by qvc. they have shareholders that want to make money. if you are complaining about protesting, you you can't put somebody on. she called them insane. she was insane foregoing to vietnam and doing this. she made a mistake and she is paying for it. >> it is a good point. she called and said it was sensorship. it is not sensorship, bill. it is not like they are keeping her from saying what she wants. >> nothing about it is sensorship. but qvc can go to h-e-l-l as

far as i'm concerned. a month ago i bought a collection and my bread bowl lost it after the first washing. >> were you knots supposed to put it in the dishwasher. it was supposed to be hand polished. >> how am i supposed to caw memorate after eating on the plate? >> it is the only thing i have other than paper. >> do you have a comment? it is red eye at fox news .com. and to leave a voicemail give me a call. still to come the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by backwards running. stormed by uk and taking on hot stuff -- i mean, the hot stuff taking the uk by storm. thanks backward running.

let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. that was quite a show on friday night. >> it was allots of fun. >> i liked it when he made that joke about having all of that cocaine and money in his safe deposit box, but he couldn't remember where. >> that was a really funny joke. >> it was a really great bit that joke. >> how does he come up with the stuff, greg? >> he is some kind of comedic

genius. >> to make up something like that right off the top of his head. you know what that is? it is a gift. >> especially the way he made that joke. he said it as if it was totally true. >> some people thought he was serious. >> he was totally joking. >> that's the genius of it. >> it doesn't exist. >> realtime with bill marr. the other show greg was on is just called "the five" and not" the five at five." >> if we talked about that people would know that. they may have changed the channel. >> we did talk about that. >> and they may have changed the channel by now. >> jesse, i am with you as far as mark maron goes. i don't have a problem with them saying rude and obnoxious things. it is part of their job. he actually talks about -- he is into anger management.

not successfully. but he has tried. >> that stuff doesn't work. >> wow, that's amazing. >> because of the anger. i do think it is different when somebody says something like that. >> why? >> why is that different? >> because i think it is okay for comedians to cross the line. i don't even know there should be a line for comedians. if there should it should be different than it is for political activists. >> the comedians are more qualified to couch it comfortably in a joke so that when they say something offensive, at least there is funny around it. >> that i agree with. if you are funny, a joke is a joke. but to say this entire category of humans can say anything even if it is not funny and this other category of humans can't even if it is funny, no, it depends on

whether it was meant as a joke or understood as a joke. >> you don't believe people in other professions have different levels of things they say? >> i think it is a cheap thing for generally leftist comedians to say the things they say by a blanket statement, i am a comedian. when i go to break i will name five comedians who do this who are not funny. greg gutfeld is funny. >> not being funny is a separate issue. >> that's why i am saying what jesse says makes more sense than what you are saying. you can't say i call myself a comedian. >> i don't think it makes anymore sense what i am saying. >> it does president bother -- doesn't bothing me either. i think marr is straight up sexist. not just because of what he says. in general he thinks women -- he treats them like crap.

>> are you not going to drag me into this. i am fine with this. >> are you a comedian. >> i want to get back to this for a second. say for example you think a congressman can say the exact same thing a comedian can say? >> no, a politician is obviously different. for example -- >> that's what i said. >> you said comedian versus political activist. the point is how it is being said. i will defend oddly enough i can give you an example of a liberal. alec baldwin is an actor when he did that thing standing up and screaming henry hyde, how he should be stoned -- it was on conan o'brian and a set piece. and then they came in with an oxygen tank. that was a joke. i wouldn't say he is an actor. he can't get away that. i don't care if you are an actor, greg gutfeld, bill shultz, whoopi goldberg or bill marr.

if it is meant as a joke as opposed to saying the f-word, c-word or s-word to get attention, you can't get away with it by saying blanket, i am a comedian. >> luis ck, one of the best comics ever does a six-minute joke about the "n"-word. and it is not just the n word, but actually saying it, and nobody has had a problem with it. michael richards who is a stupid actor who tries to be funny and he said it once and it ruined his career. he is not skilled enough to do that. political activists will get themselves into trouble because it is not funny enough. that's what john mare blew up either. he was trying to be funny, but he is not good as being funny. he is not professionally funny enough to say that in an interview and it doesn't come off as racist. >> you think he wasn't trying to be funny when he said

that -- or he wasn't funny when he said that, and it makes it not okay to you. >> it is not the specific case. it is you are categorizing anyone who calls himself a comedian can say anything at anytime. >> i didn't say anyone who calls himself a comedian. i am talking people who are comedians. he doesn't just call himself a comedian. that's what he does for a living. >> but you are categorizing the human and says anything that human says is fine, and i am saying if it is a joke, it is a joke. >> i just think when we do this, we do it better. >> that's because neither of you care. >> greg, you asked if you were wrong to infer about the palins being inbred. amazingly you were. >> normally when i used infer i use it almost entirely incorrectly. >> no, i almost fell out of my chair. >> remember when i asked would

you like to go to dinner? and i said would you like to infer my frys? >> until one of the fries fell into your bearskin rug. >> nicely done. that's why you are a comedian. >> i take back what i said about comedians. i see now i was wrong. >> bay the way, rick santorum tells him, quote, bottom line is i stand in and i wear it as a badge of honor that somebody is vulgar and disgusting and hate filled as dan save advantage sees me as -- dan savage sees me as public enemy number one. >> i find that offensive. >> greg, you seem amused by the city here. >> i was amused because i could not pronounce it. >> it was named after the revolutionary war hero. >> see, my laughter was at me

and not at him. direct your letters at him. >> just so we are clear. matt you asked who is advising herman cane. it is a gentleman named steve you should lose your job. he was a serbian. anne, awesome point about the irish. it is still not clear what that was. >> then we wouldn't have teddy kennedy. he wouldn't pass the immigration act that would purposely change the composition of this country. >> i take back what i said. you brought some of the things the people of murfreesboro have been saying. he said our country established that jesus christ is our save yes, sir. >> that was a good one. >> no more bar mitzvahs in murfreesboro. >> did you read the one where he said -- i have it here. "they will ravage our livestock and mean to abuse our women." i think he is confusing

muslims with werewolves. >> jane fonda is scraped from the qvc appearance. jesse, the vc stands for value and convenience, i need to point that out. greg you said fonda confessed she betrayed american forces. no, she apologized, and what she did was apologized while a veteran's group was disrupting the production of a movie she was working on and she apologized for the photo she took where she is standing behind the vee yet -- viet kong's gun. she never apologized forgiving aid. she thinks it is all okay. >> i stand corrected, even though i didn't write the question. i was just mouthing it. >> lastly, so you don't have to read fonda's new crappy

book, "secrets how to age well." be born to acting royalty. grow up to be pretty so you can be a an actor too. marry one of the world's richest men. >> thanks for saving us money. >> absolutely. >> i am still going out to buy it. >> don't do it. she's a traitor. >> thank you, andy. see you later. coming up, george clooney is dead. >> what? >> yes, tired of brad pitt bringing his messy kids over to the house. they always stain the rug with their staining things. don't forget to check out the new fox news ipad app. it has lots of cool features to keep you connected. stream live video. what is the latest "red eye" clips on your ipad for free. download it at fox news .com slash ipad.

she took a stand with her hands. i speak of a colorado woman -- is there any other kind? -- who allegedly grabbed the breast of a tsa agent at phoenix's airport. seen here looking a little mischievous refused to go through the passenger screening and argued with security. she later admitted to cops she was squeezing and twisting the tsa agent's breasts with both hands. the 61-year-old has spent the night in jail and charged with felony sexual abuse. but there is a facebook page supporting her that has popped up on the web. it is filled with comments from people unhappy about the tsa measures. i vote we discuss this in the always sexy -- >> lightning roooouund. >> anne, obviously i don't

condone this sort of aggression. i think it i b barbaric, but is it sexual assault? that is stretching it. aren't they being a little too harsh on her? >> the tsa agent did have more than 3 ounces of saline solution. >> are you surprised more people aren't acting out like this? >> i don't know. >> i am surprised how many came out to support her. some people were calling her desh -- she is like rosa parks sms why, because she was like somebody in transportation? rosa parks did something like that for a group of people being put upon. it is for our safety. i just think that i forgot the time that rosa parks when she was removed from the bus she gave the bus driver a quick squeeze. >> is that any excuse for this

behavior? is this the way you handle your problems? >> i know i am going out on a limb here and i don't approve of her behavior. >> i used to live in colorado and she looks eerily like the girl i used to get my massages from. the guy gives a wink and a little turn. >> looking at her pictures, her hair is -- >> much like me she takes a demure photo. >> it was like, i'm bad. >> she was wrong. people see her as a hero, but you shouldn't do that. >> why are you defending tsa? and you people who say they do it to keep you safe. they use fake id's and fake

boarding passes to fly back and forth across the country. it is not keeping us safe. they are harassing -- >> yeah, jesse. >> that shot is from here. have you not seen her grenade shape? they look exactly like grenades. next topic, a former nazi teen pom group has had a change in heart thanks to medical marijuana. the tween sisters of the white power band made headlines a few years back for their hate-filled craptastic act and the parents say -- and the pair say the drug worked for their medical ailments but for their world view. "personally i love daw virs tee. -- diversity. i am stoked swree so many cultures." yeah, so you can hate them. is this the best argument for a cure of racism? >> they plan to be advocates? i am glad you saw the light

and are changing your ways, but you don't seem that influential. get the minorities back to where they came from. >> these #r* self-pro -- these are self-promoters and they realize being racist didn't make them famous. they are hoping to get famous. >> there is a lot more people getting high. the whole smoke weed stuff. >> sbt this more proof that the medical marijuana users are often scamers? >> i don't know. they are being serious. marr is opening for them now. >> are you buying their albums. >> up to a point. >> just when they started doing this and liking people.

>> i am glad medical marijuana stopped them. but if you find yourself using stoked in a sentence, anytime stoked comes out more than three times in your life, too much medical marijuana. >> they just discovered stoked. >> so they are using it in all the wrong places? >> yeah, they saw "bill and ted's excellent adventure." >> lets gee to my house, stokey. don't use it like that. >> perhaps i am just infering that. >> can i say quickly, haven't you ladies done enough for meth at your jamborees? >> time for another break. remember to check out the new "red eye" pod cast. there is a new one every day. catch them at fox news radio .com. it is click on "red eye." we talked about the andy's bit of drinking this week ipd. what happened?

last week i told you how much i loved walking my dog at truck stops late at night. but i also love charity. let's get to my latest piece of art. i call it frank and corn. here i try to capture the true essence of the greatest

achievements. here is a fun fact. a unicorn once saved benjamin franklin's young life. but being a unicorn after pulling him out of the fire he tried to mate with him. that's because unicorns are filthy, filthy dirty, animal perverts. so the winning bid for this piece of art came from andrew who offered up $700 for this piece of art. congrats. all of the money this week goes to taps, a nonprofit group that provides grief counseling and support programs to the families of fallen soldiers. g to taps .com to learn more. it is not about charity. it is about me. i really care. you should reward me with a back rub. or not. you don't have to, but you should. we will close things out with a post game wrap up with tv's andy levy, and to see clips of recent shows go to foxnews.com/redeye.

bill, could you get off your phone? seriously, man, you do the

show for 42 minutes and you don't have to be on your blackberry. i will be back at 5:00 p.m. for "the five" and andy will be on" the willis report" a new "red eye" returns tomorrow. time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> we will be on shows at the same time. >> that will be fun. >> i believe that's a first. >> they better not watch you. they better watch me. >> fox business, people. demand it. anne, how sts book doing? >> fine, thank you. >> what is going on with twitter? >> i don't fully have the hang of it yet. i will tweet like mad for a day, and then forget i have a twitter account for two weeks. >> that's healthy. >> that's good. you have a life. >> unlike andy. he is a good twitterer. >> thank you, because i don't have a life. makes it easy.

jesse heading to canada? >> yes, i am. absolute comedy in ottawa, canada. it is where i made my cd. if anybody is watching, come to that. and happy birthday to my wife. >> we will bleep that out. >> make sure you keep all the f-bombs out of there. >> oh yeah, those can stay. are you a comedian. >> where are you performing? >> absolute comedy in ottawa. >> i thought there was a name of the club. >> wednesday through sunday. >> matt, are you giving a speech this weekend? >> people are coming to hear me talk. the american association of individual investors. it may be six people, but i am flying to l.a. to hang ow. more importantly i want to wish a happy birthday to the girl who woke up in my bed this morning. it was her birthday. >> remember the name. >> that was not a girl. thank you, though. >> unbelievable. back to you, greg. >> thank you, andy. >> you are welcome. >> anne, always a pleasure. matt,